What I find in my email...

First a little background for those who did not come to this page through my home page: I used to be an Economics professor at the University of Connecticut (USA), specialized in macroeconomics. Now I am at the Federal Reserve Bank of St. Louis. I maintain a website about economics research, IDEAS. And somehow, some people think I can solve all their problems. I get quite a few who think I will do their Economics homeworks, but others are way off track. Here is a little sample. Note: these are the complete emails. I just cut names and signatures. And I spare you the phone calls I get...
This is the third page of emails. The first one is here, the second one there and the fourth one here. There is now even a fifth one.
Good morning. I was looking at your website and trying to find a school in Fuzhou. I have a street address for it but I was looking for an email address for it as I live on another continent and it would be quicker to email them rather than use regular mail. Hoping that you can help me with this if possible.

Fujian Economic School
No.17 Shipuhou Rd.
Cangsha District
Fuzhou Fujian, China
350007

I would like to email the director or superintendent of this school. Not sure what their titles are.

If you can find anything please reply to the email address shown.

Thank you for your time


I have come across a bank note 100 something quito and the cerial number is 02969894

im currious as to what it is and what the value of it is. it's a seri vp

I can make out the word cien .please let me know something .

thank you very kindly.


helo mr. zimmerman,

can you tell me where i can find the department that registers new business owners, who wants to start a business in greece.

thank you


mr. zimmermann, what are you doing about my case. [name withheld], no. [withheld] in the egyptian migration program in association with the grand migration and manpower system in the world. my user name is wafikshukri (what is a username; it is an inappropriate misnomer, i think) and my "other" number is J5-INT[withheld]. i have a singular case and i've been trying to migrate for ages, and to present myself in the most equilibriated manner or way possible. i am not a child and seem to feel that modern global justice would tend to insinuate that if one is not found easily or readily on the migration lists, then it would only be fair to give him a treat exactly at the spot where it hurts: ie. just by a pin prick on the map.

thanks anyway. (my only strength is a bunch of letters explaining why I behave so speedily, and also why i am so keen on migration and a chance to see things both ways.)


Dear Christian Zimmermann,

I was offered graduate admission to study Development Economics, in the The University of Birmingham ( Ref. No./[withheld]), The University of East Anglia (Ref. No/[withheld]) and the University of Kent ( Ref. No/ [withheld]).

All in the United Kingdom.

I could not find scholarship or grant, last academic year, to aid my study, and I had to ask these Universities to deffer my admission to the 2006/2007 academic year.

Please I need graduate sponsorship, to enable me in my post graduate study.

Can you or your organisation assist me with a scholarship or grant?

Or can you recommend any organisation or association, or any individual, that can be of assistance?

I will have prefer studying Development Economics in the University of Birmingham.

You can inquire directly from these Universities, about my admissions, and if you are willing to assist me with my education, please pay the institution directly.

I pray that you grant my wish.

Thank you. And I am hoping to hear favourably from you.


Subject: hi i'm korean

hi, my name is seungchul
i need classification and regression trees program ,
give me the classification and regression trees download

here korea...
thankyou~bye@@


Regarding the forthcoming changes and additionals in the Underground Resources Act and Concessions Act of the Republic of Bulgaria we request that you give us some information about the legislation in this area in your country.

Do you have such Underground Resources Act or Concessions Act or Mining Act? Who gives the rights for prospecting and developing the underground resources and who determines the policy in this sphere?

Is there Geological Survey in your country and under whose authority it is or it is independent organization?

Thanks in advance


Please Christian !

I was trying to find out if the Republic of Uganda has got a well defined Environmental Policy.

Fortunately, I came to your E-mail ad. with some information that you can help. So, I will be grateful if you have any idea as to whether Uganda has an Environmental Policy in place !

Thanks;


Dear Christian,

I would like to ask you what organization would be capable of launching a new global currency? The IMF? The World Bank?

You will see from the list of currencies at www.xe.com that, just before the listing for silver, is a listing that reads 'IMF - Special Drawing Rights - XDR'.

Do you know what this means?

I suspect that this does indeed refer to the new global currency, Noddy Dollars, the special drawing rights referring to the drawings of the cartoon character Noddy, appearing on each bank note, by famous Dutch illustrator Harmen Van Der Beek, although this has been kept a huge secret because of a global conspiracy by the Illuminati (as detailed by Alex Jones at www.prisonplanet.com).

I hold the rights for this currency, and I now wish to authorize the launch and sale of this new currency.

I own major stakes in stock exchanges worldwide, and as soon as I claim current dividends, I will demand to be paid in Noddy Dollars. Therefore, major corporations worldwide will need to be able to buy this currency, in order to pay me. First, however, it needs to be launched and made available on the Global Currency Exchange Market, wherever that may be.

This might sound like a joke, me coming out of the blue like this, but I can assure you it is true.

Do you have any idea as to how I might formally go about authorizing the launch of this new currency.

This information is of a highly sensitive nature, therefore any signing/authorization must be done in the strictest of secrecy, and I would like to ask you to guard this information carefully.

Looking forward to your reply, and to a better world.

Yours sincerely,


Subject: I also write a lot of papers out of your community

Hello

I have my own circles and don't recognize yours.

I am form the Netherlands. Old Europe.

You will later hear from us.

I wish you the best.

Have a nice day


Dears & My Friend

p.help me :

I'm student in the Cairo University in Egypt, and I do a research about, the foreign trade , Economic Development in Uganda since 1986 - 2005 . to get M.A. Degree from African Studies Institute ( Cairo University) .

I, needs some data such as the laws & regulations which organize the following:

*Laws and Regulations Of Foreign trade in Uganda
*Decrees of Export & Import in uganda.
*Exchange Rate Laws and Regulations
*Customs tariff in Uganda
*law of Trade & investment
* The Investment Code
* African Development Indicators 2005 & 2006

Let me see if some of that information is not available online and let you know.

Thank you in advance if you could help me.

Best regards


Can you please send me your article. i find it very interesting for my assignment on infant develpment.
Thanx
I am doing a catalog raisonee on the work of Constantin Antonovici. I would like to be connected with your organization.
bonjour,
je prépare un travail sur la gestion d'actif et du passif au sein de la banque ( ALM ou la gestion intégrée du risque).
je vous prie de m'aider si vous avez un article ou un document sur ce sujet.
merci.
salut,
je suis étudiant et je suis entrain de faire des recherches sur les déterminants des recettes fiscales et je serais trés heureux de compter sur vous pour trouver des documents traitant sur ce thème comme parexemple les travaux de Morisset et Izquierdo (1993).
Merci d'avance.
Dear Sir/Madam,

I am a statistician in VIET NAM. I am keen on Labor survey. Could you help me some documentation about this, especially Labor Demand


I am a student from Loughborough University, and I have come across an online reference source which I can no longer access to it. Would you please kindly send a copy to my email and that will help me a lot on my theoretical background. Thanks a lot.
I'm in contact with the promoter of a mega-project in a developing country that is very interested in a major solar energy component and is looking for funding to begin construction.

Is there any organization in your website that you think would be interested in such a venture?


Hi Christian. I am updating an address book and am trying ot figure out who is the president/director of Puerto Ricos Dept of Finance (Hacienda). I found the address and phone numbers on your website, but cannot read the spanish well enough on the PR Dept of Finance website to determine who is in charge of this department. I am also curious who is the head of a banking division if there is one under the Dept of Hacieda.

I did find that Ana Ortiz is in charge of the credit union division (COSSEC) and that Eliud Lopéz is Pres. of the Junto de Subastas division.


Subject: Real Exchange Rate Behaviour and Economic Growth Evidence from Egypt Jordan, Moroco...

Please send the above mentioned subject matter to my email box. Thanks.


Hi

Am a student at the copper belt university in Zambia. Am in my final year,studying bechelor of business administration.

My research project or thesis is ,''Assessing the impact of volatile exchange rates on Zambian exporters''.

Am interested in literature that has been published in this regard.

Thanking you in anticipation.


Respected Madam,

I am very much delighted and thanking you a lot for giving me your valuable suggestion for my queries. This may give me a new turn in my life. Thanking you very much for spending time for my querry. At first I amazed by looking response of my mail. I was thinking that it is very difficult to get response. Bye for now.

Yours sincerely


I could not find the file I requested. please fix that!

Comment: This is all I got. Very helpful...


Christian:

I need some help please.

We are looking to respond to the federal government of Puerto Rico on completing some business there, locally.

We wanted to speak with someone regarding the business climate in P.R. Can you recommend anyone?

Can someone within the University help?


Please help me about of your information regarding to accounting, I am writing my these relate to accounting system from differences country and your country Cabo Verde is included.

Could you send me the site that I can see all information about your country? I speak very well Portuguese because I from Mozambique as you can see beow my address.


I am a teaching asistant at Ankara University. I try to analize ABD stock market returns.I want to compare coefficients of variation. But some of means are positive, some of means are negative. In this instance , how can compare coefficients of variation? Could you help me,please?
Dear

I wish to download the full copy of the article published in the business standard on 13 october , saturday, 2006. the myths and reality of labour laws

Full title: labour laws market regulation and industrial performance in india: A critical review of the emperical evidence.

Thanks


My name is [...] , I am 26 years old and brazilian. In my teenager time , I used to be a exchange student in USA to learn English . After that time , I came back to Brazil to do University in international business. I just finish it and now I am really interesting to do a training program. I am emailing you, just if you can help me to find out enterprises in USA that work with export and import or logical systems. If you have any information about web sites that I can find it. Thank you for your help.
Hi dear professor
i need a matlab code for game theory(2 person non zero sum)= nash eqiulibrium
can you help me?
please help me
best regard
I am tour manager of [...] (a non-profit/NGO) in Iran . In collaboration with Gov. body, my main job is arranging technical tours/visits and short term training courses on agriculture and rural development affairs in home and abroad. As India has considerable experiences in rural development, we are eager to get close exposure to outstanding activities especially in the field of rural women. Cooperatives, SHGs, IGAs, MFIs and related topics like micro-projects, micro-credit projects, job creating plans etc are our interests.

It supposed that your institute may help us in following areas:

1- To arrange a program and send us the schedule / expenditures.
2- To connect us to other people and organizations relates to topics.

In near future (preferably next month) we intent to provide mentioned visit for a group (12-15 participants for 7 days) of experts and local leaders (women). We will meet all expenses incurred during a week-round visit and appreciate your positive reply. We prepare that it will be as soon as possible and any advice / suggestion will be appreciated.


I am a junior economist work in a consulting company. Can you please help me find resources on feasibility studies: Experts, material, financial models, web sites...etc.
I am about to marry a man ( [...]) who had some ties to Berlin Germany. He was in the Army for 6 years, and stationed in Berlin Germany for many years. He met & married a woman ([...] born in 1961) and then they had a daughter [...] who was born in Jan 1994. When it was time for him to leave and come home [...] was about 1years old, and his wife said I am not going. Shocked, [...] Begged her to come with him, for he had no choice since he was in the Army! She stayed with there daughter. [...] tried to contact her hundreds of times, and once out of the Army, he even flew back to Berlin to find them. No luck. I am wondering IF YOU CAN HELP ME? Do you know how to find her, and the daughter? Do you know someone who can? Maybe come up with an address or phone number? I could use all the help I can. [...] & I are going to get married May 2007, and I would love to make his dreams his daughter. Thank you.
marchand poules depuit septembre 2006 je droit de payé l'IGR

Translation of what this could mean in French: Chicken merchant since September 2006, I have to pay income tax.


hi,
actually i have received a letter from BANCO SANTANDER CENTRAL HISPANO APATADE CPRREOS302,C/LA MIEL 28007 MADRID ESPANA .
I am really astonished to see that I could not find this any where on the site.
regards.
I AM LOOKING FOR INFORMATION ABOUT THE U.S ECONOMIE OVERVIEW
Bonjour
je suis [...] inscrite en 1ere année doctorat - faculté des sciences économiques et de gestion de Tunis sous la direction de [...]. Le sujet porte sur les politiques industrielles et le développement économique. Je demande que vous m'envoyiez une invitation pour faire des recherches si vous ne voyez pas d inconvénient. Vu que le délai tire à sa fin et que je dois présenter cette invitation a la faculté de Tunis dans 2 jours. Je vous demande de me répondre par fax ([...]). Merci pour tout.

Summarized translation: A first year PhD student needs an invitation to do research. Needs it faxed within two days.


dear sir,

My name is [...], italian student from university of ANCONA, one of my professors gave me this weblink.

I need some material for my tesis, could I have the access for your website??

thank you.


Helo mrs,happy new year, im the degre in rural development, im from drc,i want to laning,some course in kwazulu university,im looking the scholarships.
Dear Mr/

My name is [...] from Finland and I'm expecting a parcel-a cheque sent from Benin to me. No the city express- the company that handles the charge told me that customs in Spain want an insurance coverage and that I get it from you.

How do I do that?


Please assist me in obtaining names/addresses of perfume manufactories in France,

I have "sandal wood essoins" for perfume?

plus "coconut butter" for cosmetics,

both items for sale???


I found repec.org and I really enjoyed it. The information is great and the site is easy to navigate.

Please consider adding the following info to your web site:

TotalLingerie.com - Fine Lingerie for All Occasions

Let me know what you think. Thanks!


Hi,

I work with a concession company in Nigeria, West Africa. Precisely it the marketing and communication department.

Please supply me detailed information on what is obtainable in your own country.

Thank you for your understanding.


Dear Sir    Greetings.I am [...] from India.I am a chartered accountant.I like to study cost accountancy course in Japan.I hope japanese cost concept & technology is world\'s best,so i like to jopin the course.Kindly advise me how to join & whom to contact.thanking you
sir,

Based on your profile, i feel secure to inform you i conceptualised some ideas and researched on them and came out with reports to buttress my findings. my research are based on Hi tech banking and hi tech votting, though it could be further modernise based on your experience in research.

i shall be glad to hear from you.


it is very important that i find the author of the silent conspiracy,the jfk assasination an autobiography of charles a ceenshaw and the book pillars of salt to work on a project
We would like to receive infomation about the services of ships reparation done by the shipyard of Trinidad and Tobago Republic, which belongs to the Departament of Merchant Marine, especially those services of hull' scraping. Are those services also applied to drillship in dried dikes?
Follow-up to the above:

Dear Sir Christian,

Sorry about last email. I've send wrongly.

We would like to know if Suriname has any kind of ships reparation, especially those services of hull' scraping. Are those services also applied to drillship in dried dikes?


Dear Christian Zimmermann

I appreciate your time

I would like to ask You, if Your institute could help me with a couple of things?

We are planning a Food Factory investment project in Morocco This information are really important to me and our company.

1. First of all, I would like to know, _*how safe this country is?,*_ I mean as a business site and business enviroment. What kind of things, does our company need to take notice of, when it comes to this kind of normal food industry (f.ex. factory)?

2. Environmental Safeguards?

3. Approval and Permitting Framework?

4. Environmental Permitting Procedures?

5. Global/Regional Profile?

6. Effluent Standards?

7. Other Environmental Stipulations?

8. Standards and Guidelines?

9. Water Supply?

10. Control of Gaseous Emissions?

11. Solid Waste Management?

12. If you have any information/statistics about exported /imported_* smoked salmon / salmon in Morocco*_ and any information/statistics about _* smoked salmon / salmon*_ in general (I mean price, price and consumption forecast, other salmon factories and so on)?

This would be more than necessary, if this kind of data is possible.

I would appreciate Your time and cooperation very much. So if You could be so kind and answer my questions, please.

I wish You a nice weekend


I KNOW THERE ARE NOW NEW LAWS. CAN YOU PLEASE TELL ME THE RESIDENCE TIME NOW REQUIRED TO FILE MY IRS RETURN AS A RESIDENT OF ST. CROIX USVI INSTEAD OF AS A NEW YORK RESIDENT. I CAN NOT FIND THE INFO ON THE WEB. THANK YOU.
CAN YOU ADVISE ME WHO IS THE MINISTER OF FOREIGN TRADE AND COMMERCE IN JAKARTA.
I AM A NEW EXPORTER OF ALL TYPE OF COTTON TOTE BAGS BUT I HAVE NOT EXPEARIANCE FOR SALE THEN I WANT JOINING MY BUSSINESS WITH YOU AND MAKE A GOOD BUSSINESS RELATIONSHIP WITH YOU SO PLEASE REPLY ME AS SOON
I WILL WAIT FOR YOUR REPLY
THANK YOU
I have put in many web hours trying to find a book of lists.The subject is, Insurance companies that do commercial real estate lending. I would appreciate it if you could direct me to a web site or specialty store that has this. I'll understand if you don't reply, however.
I am a student of IT from Bangladesh.I want to read your university.I passed my SSC and HSC.Now I am study in Information and Communacation Engineering in East West University.I am completed many courses.Now I think I will be completed my remain courses in your university if you grant me.

If you permission me then I will sent my all academic reports.


May you please direct me as to how could I find a program or software to assist me in translation from French to english or any thing that could assist me as and when I have to attempt such.

The predecament that I have is going through the Senegal Labour Regulation which is written in French.


My name is [...] i reside in Barnegat NJ and i was curious if you knew anything about the governors new plans for helping people with there mortages, my mortage is behind 3 months and i claimed bankruptcy but i cant afford the trustees either my husband and I both work. But however he gets laid off from his job quite abit and i work in a rehab hosp as a CNA ( certified nursing asst. ) and i would really like to keep my house if possible however my mortages payments are 1800.00 per mth and the trustees are 735.00 and month and i really cant afford it i was just curius if if you could steer me in the right direction. You can call ,me if u need to my phone # is [...] if u need to talk to me or i would greatly appreciate if u can write back to me thank you for your time
Hi Christian

I wonder if you can help me ,I work for a company called [...] in Scotland .I am trying to find out who is the person to contact at the ministry of labour in Holland to advertise the position that I have,we offer a package for relocating.

I look forward to hearing from you .


hello my professor
how are you? is every thing ok? I am kurdish. I live in kurdistan of Iran. I am surry. I do not speak or write english very well. It mean I do not understand english very well. but I reqaire to your help. I am student of university of Esfahan on Iran. I study international relations. but , I am going to write my tez or my investigation about the american missle defence establishment on east europe and its efect on islamic reveluurationsecurity. can I use of hejmony stability teory? and I will be very good and me thanks if you help me.


thank you my professor bye


The Department of Revenue (tax) website is Very unuser freindly for Puerto Rico, no phone numbers got me to where I needed. (talking about the Puerto Rico dept. of Haciendas, IE: Dept. of Revenue.... On the phone, I was om perpetual hold, I need to register as a temporaryvendor, and will submit the sales tax, as I do not know what else to do. It was like communicating between Saturn and Venus...Too long of a wait to not get a live person on hold. The U.S. should be able to get through on the 787-277-3900, or the 787-721-2020 numbers, To no avail, I am sending the application in, and will wait for a temporary business license number. If there is a fee, please email me back as to what the cost may be. Also, please provide all of the remit to (where I send the sales tax remittance to). I do need all English, as I know muoy Pequito Espanol. If I may be able to register before I mail in the sales tax remittance, that is preferrable. Thank you,
hallow madam/sir my name is [...] i am in belgium .what i want to say to you that i discover a lot in electricity from hydropower to motor generator and solar power.i will start from hydropower in stead to build dam or to brock the water way so as to get electricity it was for those time but for now we have to let it go because now we can use small volum of water by circulating the water and get the electricity which we want and we can build any where uk,ireland,africa and and where we want even we can use see water circulate them and to get mega watt we want ,and also if we dont want to use water we can use shaft from the motor to generator and get electricity and the power plant can be build even town any where we want and second why only motor are using to the modern train i saw in eurostar nice train what about ship.so i discover that ship can use also the motor instead to use engine which are spend a lot of fuel so ship can travel even a year without fuel because i worked in the ship before so i know the ship very well this is 100% in the ship can work.because the space is large and in the ship we can use more than two motors how many is our choice because we dont spend fuel this is next generation in ship.and also this system it can be use in aviation now the use turbine but al we can use a motor as engine and is very safe and plane can travel more the days you want without to fill a fuel but because i dont know the capacity of wings can carry how big of motor but we have to put generator so as to supply electricity in the motors and this generator doesnt use fuel because i am living in brussel center i saw the trum are using motor and electricity why not the plane it is very easy way that the plane also can use motor istead using engine.so this way we can have electricity without fuel and can be used a shaft betwwen the motor and generator and get electricity after busting from other electricity and it can go by it self.
so ship can go by using a motor like train and plane also can use this way.and about solar why should we use sun to get power we can use only inveter and put small charger from inveter to charge the battery so this way is good and easy than use solar panel .so my dear i would like to hear from you or to get information if i can do this reaserch with you or you can tell me to whom should write i would like to see this soon are working MOTOR SYSTEM and i am in belgium as sylum seeker so refugee so because i dont have any drawing is not my fun drawing if you have any agent in belgium or patner or collabulation with any instute i can communicate with and the can draw please i would like to hear from you i need to see ship are using motor instead of engine soon

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